wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(Source: shredbundy)


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Moderato Cantabile in gifs

santhipoma:

The child

Mademoiselle Giraud

Anne Desbaresdes

Random lady

Chauvin

Anne Desbaresdes

La Patronne

REPEAT

Omfg


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onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

Why is this still one of the funniest things ever

(Source: onlylolgifs)


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Espero que nunca me extrañes. Y sí me extrañas, espero que nunca me busques. Y sí me buscas, espero que nunca me encuentres. Y sí me encuentras espero que sea con alguien más. -3msc.

soy-batmaan:

  • Ai, lloro

This


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rain-from-the-soul:

Simplemente eso.


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Applicable atm

Applicable atm


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"Y es ahí, justo en ese momento, cuando te das cuenta que las cosas solo ocurren una ves en la vida, y por mucho que te esfuerces, ya nunca volverás a sentir lo mismo, ya nunca tendrás la sensación de estar a tres metros sobre el cielo."

-

Hache (Tres metros sobre el cielo)

Literally my favourite quote ever


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sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao


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grumpysalmon:

Facebook is doing this thing where they make a little movie for your profile to celebrate their 10th birthday, and mine sucks.


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shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard. “Hey Ellen, what’s up?” “I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.” “What’s the question?” “Has my marriage hurt your marriage?” “Um…no.” “Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Um…no.”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

(Source: the-moosey-mystery-of-sexy-sammy)


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